Over the previous year, he had aged drastically. Breathing was a struggle, moving was a struggle. Bodily functions were beginning to fail. He had become feeble. He was dying. A nurse came in to check his IV, she was tired, it was a long shift, the filter between her brain and mouth was beginning to break down. “Hmm” she said, “You have skinny arms!” Something woke up within him, his jaw tightened, “Yeah?” he replied, “Well you have a fat…
I have something to confess, I’m just going to come out with it here and now. I had a girlfriend the first four years of our marriage. My wife, Annie knows all about it. We’ve had some discussions about it. My girlfriend left right about the time our first one was born. Here’s the story, I hope this answers all questions. She went through a few changes before leaving me, it was a sad parting, but realistically, I didn’t have…
We have a new record! 55 seconds! We. Are. So. Cool!
As you may know, Annie & I have been timing ourselves for diaper changes. The requirements: -Poopy diaper -Pull off pants -Undo onesie -Remove dirty diaper -Wipe -Fresh diaper on -Re-snap the Onesie -Pants back on Our first attempt was 90 seconds. Today we had our second attempt, and it was 91 seconds. But that’s not the end! There was more than a simple diaper change this time. We had diaper failure, that’s right folks! We had a breach! The…