Annie came storming into the living room. She was on a roll and would not be stopped. “I have Christmas Cards.” “Great!” “Wrapping Paper.” “Is it pretty?” “No, it looks like a dead raccoon.” “Nice.” “I’ve got gifts for…” Her voice trailed off. A link popped up on my phone about Tyrannosaurus Rex. “Which leads me to you.” (Me? Oh crap. What did she say?) “Here I am!” “No dummy. What do you want for Christmas?” “Oh! I gotta think…
“Hey Lyd! Did the timer just go off?” “Yes.” “Great! Are you finished with your Breakfast?” “No.” “Really? Let’s take a look here, if it’s just a couple of bites left then I won’t…uhm. No. This is an awful lot. Lyd? You had nearly thirty minutes to finish a bowl of oatmeal, a cup of yogurt and some juice. What happened?” “Reggie was distracting me…” “Oh was she? So answer me this: has this happened before?” “Yes.” “What did I…
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man” Dr. Johnson October 31st, 6pm… We were somewhere around Lodi, on the edge of a cornfield, when the candy began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit light headed, maybe you should walk….” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like giant bats, all swooping and screeching and…